Rheumatic Princess

A cantankerous old lady with rheumatism takes up classical ballet at age thirty.

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Today on "Why U No" Theater...

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Yesterday while buying pointe shoes I discovered that Betsy Johnson is now designing dancewear for girls , and it's adorable . Why yo...
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Monday, August 1, 2016

My Cats Utterly Refuse To Make Me Rich and Famous

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Dammit, kitten. I keep you around for photo ops and you-tube-ready shenanigans, and you won't even pose for me with my new pointe shoes?...
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Monday, May 16, 2016

Fraggles Never Fool Around, Fraggles Never Shirk...

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Workin' workin' workin' workin'... As I plow in to the final few weeks of recital sewing for the year I face down the large...
Friday, May 13, 2016

Fucking Pointe Shoes, Man...

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You know how everything that has the word "wedding" attached to it automatically sells for double the cost of the exact same thing...
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Friday, April 22, 2016

Dear Danskin,

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Why U put such big ugly tags on the OUTSIDE of your dance skirts? ARGH. PS: I do love this, though: When you tear open a garment...
Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen

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Every year come recital time we have a few solid weeks of experimentation in the classroom while the choreographer (my teacher) works out he...
Friday, February 26, 2016

Have You Tried Ferrous Squagaldine Supplements?

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We've discussed this before. You can't believe every claim of a miracle cure-all that you see online or read about in Oprah magazin...
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