Today on "Why U No" Theater...

Yesterday while buying pointe shoes I discovered that Betsy Johnson is now designing dancewear for girls, and it's adorable.
Why you no make grown-up sizes, Betsy?

I NEED THIS SHIRT IN MY LIFE:

I WOULD wear this shirt to a punk show. I would. make it happen, people!

My Cats Utterly Refuse To Make Me Rich and Famous

Dammit, kitten. I keep you around for photo ops and you-tube-ready shenanigans, and you won't even pose for me with my new pointe shoes? PSSH! Such a ripoff.

In other news: I am still alive, but it's been a rough summer and I am just trying to get through the next three weeks without setting myself on fire in a blind rage. I took a few weeks off dancing, but I'm (mostly) back at it, now. New kitten. New shoes.